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Society Fuck-Up Of The Month 2002
Society Fuck-Up Of The Month
(January 2002)
"Being Politically Correct"
Being politically correct is a
concept our culture has like all things exploited into just another way
to dodge responsibility. Our society has learned to tuck away little
words they do not like to hear and heated confrontations they are too
weak to deal with. We have labeled these things "Politically Incorrect"
so everyone knows that anyone not engaging in this practice is either
uneducated, uncultured or enraged beyond coherent conversation. I truly
believe an individual should exercise courtesy nearly constantly.
However sometime nothing but a "Hey You Dumb Fucking Bitch" will get the
point across to the glassy eyed idiots we have sleepwalking across our
country today.
(THIS ARTICLE WAS NOT GENDER SPECIFIC)
Society Fuck-Up Of The Month
(February 2002)
"Increasing A Man's Sexual
Performance"
You are barraged every day by
man's inability to keep up sexually with their female counterparts. We
see television commercials, receive e-mails and are exposed to hundreds
of pop-up windows as we surf the internet. There are books and videos
on how to help a woman get-off. There are pills you can take to help
keep your dick hard. There are operations that you can have to make
your dick bigger and more satisfying for her. There are even condoms
that are specifically designed to help women reach climax. Could this
be because the problem might lie with the female? Men typically have no
problem having an orgasm. Men are also typically in a good mood most of
the time. Think about that for a moment. Which sex appears to be more
dysfunctional in this month's "Society Fuck-Up"? We're all
dysfunctional but this seems to be a medical field that is definitely
moving in the wrong direction. We need to come up with a pill that will
make it easier for the female to achieve orgasm instead of a pill to
make it harder for a male to have one.
(EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPIER)
Society Fuck-Up Of The Month (March
2002)
"Child Care"
It seems as though when our public
schools did away with corporal punishment is the same time our children
went to hell in a hand basket. We have in vain tried to protect our
children from violence, guns, drugs, sex and anything our modern society
may deem a bad influence. I believe education and realism is always a
better choice than ignorance and non-exposure. When we look back at the
history of children in our society it is only the last few generations
that seem to feel that having a gun and distributing condoms in our
public schools is a socially acceptable situation. Though it is futile,
our attempts to shelter our children from the ugliness of the real world
only appears to make them more fascinated with it. Hence our current
situation. When I was in high school if you pulled a gun or a knife on
somebody you were chicken shit and had a ass kickin' coming from dozens
of people. There was a since of honor and fairness.
I'm in my mid thirties so this is not an ancient concept. Maybe it's
just a Texas thing. You are not a parent or responsible simply because
you have children or take care of them financially. The sooner we get
back to kicking their asses for FUCKING UP the better off all of society
will be.
(LOVE THEM BUT "SPARE THE ROD AND SPOIL THE CHILD")
Society Fuck-Up Of The Month (April
2002)
"Financial Responsibility"
Since the Enron incident it seems
the government is considering stepping in our private finances in order
to make sure consumers are not irresponsible with their money. Our
government has contemplated not letting employees invest but certain
amounts in their employers. The Enron scandal was horrible and cost
thousands of people their livelihoods, however the corporation did not
and could not force the employees to invest in the company. I believe
there is proof of fraudulent activity and distribution of false
information on behalf of the upper most management and that THEIR HEADS
SHOULD ROLL. I do not believe there should ever be a law prohibiting
consumers from investing their already hard earned and pre-taxed money.
Never allow the government to implement any laws or regulations
controlling your ability to invest. Instead support stiffer penalties
for the real crooks.
(THESE ASSHOLES WILL BRING OUR ECONOMY TO IT'S KNEES IF WE'RE NOT
CAREFUL)
Society Fuck-Up Of The Month (May
2002)
"Racism"
Racism is alive and well in
America. I am proud of my fellow Americans for not venting there
aggression from September 11th 2001 against Middle-Eastern Americans.
However the situation is the same as it's always been. Extremist within
an organization or ethnic background label everyone associated. This is
primarily because their actions are for the most part news worthy
therefore they are "In Our Face" so to speak. We have a situation where
a select few African Americans feel like the government owes them
something because their ancestors may have been enslaved better than a
hundred years ago. I have been informed by not-so reliable sources that
there are laws on the books saying that an individual or company cannot
obtain any growth or revenue as a result of slavery. This is a VERY
delicate situation. This would mean that the Alex Haley estate would
have to be eliminated simply because he made a majority of his money by
publishing a book about slavery and benefited from it. Now I am NOT for
going to these extremes but it appears that just about every ethnic
group in America cries out for integration then goes to great lengths to
segregate themselves. If we are going to be held responsible for the
actions of people whom have been dead for a hundred years then everyone
should be held responsible for everything their ancestors have done.
Should a family of African Americans all be held responsible for a
murder that perhaps their great grandfather committed? Hell no! If
there was a "United Caucasian College Fund" that only Caucasians
qualified for, all hell would break loose. I have never owned anyone.
I do not know anyone who has ever owned anyone. Furthermore I don't
know anyone who was ever owned by anyone else. Everyone needs to start
being realistic and quit looking for a free fucking ride.
(I DID KNOW A LADY THAT GOT RENTED FROM TIME TO TIME)
Society Fuck-Up Of The Month (June
2002)
"Church & State"
One thing that drives me crazy is
people who are adamant about anti-religion campaigns. They hide behind
excuses like "it offends atheists" and "it confuses my child". This is
BULLSHIT! Originally the reciting of the "Pledge Of Allegiance" was
removed from our public schools because of the line "Under God". The
original Pledge Of Allegiance did not contain the line "Under God".
That part was added by "The Knights Of Columbus" and was widely
accepted. Do you know why? Because it had a nice ring to it, it worked
and it was accurate. If you're atheist it should offend no more than
stories of The Easter Bunny and Santa Claus. If you take a witness
stand in court, enlist in the US military or become President Of The
United States you will recite an oath to your country and to god. As
far as adults and children who think they should NOT have to pledge
their allegiance to our country; send 'em out of the country for a
year. They would be crying their little pussy ass colored contacts out
within a month. They are the individuals who take their freedom for
granted. They are the first ones usually bad mouthing their own country
when we have to go defend the freedom they enjoy. Blood has always been
freedom's stain. It is so expensive because it is so precious. When
you drop you child off at school or daycare, think about what another
mother or father is doing in another country with their child while they
have to work. Don't be an asshole. Say the pledge!
(YES WE DO OWE IT TO OUR COUNTRY)
Society Fuck-Up Of The Month (July
2002)
"Cloning"
This is a strange time we live in. A time when our childlike
fascination with our own ingenuity and genius has clouded our since of
what is moral. There are old timers that always want to tell me about
"The Good Ol' Days" and how bad things have gotten. I for one do not
believe them. I feel that AMERICANS enjoy a higher standard of living
and a better quality of life than anyone on this planet ever has. This
is mostly because of technological breakthroughs in many fields such as
medicine, transportation, communications or simple household electronic
appliances (one of my favorites is air conditioning). Our newest
technological triumph is stem cell harvesting and mapping the human
g-Nome. I believe in technology but not at the moral expense of
bringing the spark of life to a human fetus even if it is just a cell
cluster when it's exploited. I for one do not know the exact moment a
human fetus obtains a soul and becomes a true living being and neither
do the very brilliant minds working in this field. For all I know it is
at the exact moment of inception. When I get to Saint Peters gate I do
not want to have to explain a bad judgment call on this one. It has the
outward appearance of being the single greatest medical asset in human
history. I was taught that if something is too good to be true then it
usually isn't true or the price is higher than originally believed.
From what I understand the medical industry has a small but genetically
diverse inventory of stem cells. I believe that any research in this
particular field should be focused on generating a very broad genetic
base with what they currently have and use nothing else. No more
fetuses should be conceived for this research. There was a time
when scientist were bound by ethics instead of money and other
ambitions.
(MAYBE THAT'S WHAT OLD TIMERS MEAN WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT "GOOD OL'
DAYS")
Society Fuck-Up Of The Month
(August 2002)
"Iraq"
This topic I feel should be one of
the least disputed because to me it seems the obvious solution is to
remove Saddam Hussein as soon as possible and by any means necessary.
The only halfway reasonable argument I've heard against this action are
the individuals whom claim that Iraq does not pose a direct threat to
the United States. It's important to remember that we are now more than
ever a world community. If we as a country turned our backs on the
people there and allowed them to continue to be subjected to that type
of leadership we will never have a stable relationship. They do in-fact
pose a direct threat to America. The leader of this country essentially
offers bounties on U.S. and Israeli lives and has no reservations about
sending children to their deaths to accomplish his goals. All I ask of
our government is to have the objective of winning.
(FINISH THE JOB THIS TIME)
Society Fuck-Up Of The
Month (September 2002)
"Right To Vote"
This is a topic that will be very
easy for me to be misinterpreted so I will try to be clear. If you have
people who are not intelligent enough to know if they punched their card
correctly or cannot comprehend a document as complex as a ballot, do you
want them having anything to do with the nomination our nation's
leaders? If your too stupid to competently cast a vote you should
forfeit your right to vote.
(DOESN'T THIS SHIT SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ANYONE OTHER THAN ME?)
Society Fuck-Up Of The Month
(October 2002)
"What's In A Word?"
Why is it that someone can be so offended by a mere word that it spoken,
but not offended by the meaning? Someone (such as myself) might say "oh
fuck" or "ah shit". These things are said when things are not going well
or are used in humorous manner. I am certainly not offended by these
words or their meaning. I think the meaning is very clear. Society's
fuckup is when someone who would be offended by such words, would
instead use alternative words. For example, they might say "aw crap" or
"oh poop". They mean "shit" and are thinking "shit", so why are they so
offended when they hear someone say it? How about this one..."frig" that
means fuck to me and to them but they wont say it for fear someone might
look down on them. Why is it ok to think it but not say it? I understand
that politeness is a very important value to teach, however
communicating your point is the most important thing. These kind of
people would separate one from another just because of a word that
offended them when the meaning was clear to all. I don't expect the
president to say "I'll get those fuckers for that!" But that's what he
means. I suppose that wouldn't be real popular, but just once, wouldn't
it be cool? I can see it now......"ok you fucking pricks" "which one of
you sonsabitches wants it first?" Lighten up people, we are going to
politically correct ourselves right into the shitter!
(WRITTEN BY
HAGGIS)
Society Fuck-Up Of The
Month (November 2002)
"Are We Not Human?"
It has become grossly apparent to me over the past 8-10 years that we,
the human race, have given considerably less thought to the way we treat
our fellow co-inhabitants of this fine planet. I, like my co-workers, am
employed in the retail segment of the computer business. By that I mean,
retail is but a part of what we do. Our primary focus is service/repair.
When a customer comes in to our shop, it is not uncommon to hear phrases
such as, “Good Afternoon”, “Can I help you find anything?” “Do you have
any questions?” However, when I go shopping with my wife, no matter
where we go, be it the record store or a department store…wherever,
finding someone who even remotely gives a shit about what you want,
need, or to answer a question you may have…well…you would have better
odds winning the lottery! I don’t get it!! Why does corporate America
allow this lack of service (specifically addressing the larger
nationwide chains)? Have any of you ever been to Home Depot? You can
watch your hair turn gray waiting for some toothless moron who proudly
displays the crack of his ass, to answer a simple question like…”Where
are your storm doors?” For myself, I treat EVERY customer that walks
through our door with the SAME respect and courteousness that I EXPECT
to receive at other establishments. It shouldn’t be difficult to
remember that we ARE human, and that we do have feelings. And among
these feelings is anger. So Corporate America…. know this…If for some
reason one of your managers just happens to find one of their
disrespectful, non-customer service oriented employees bathing in their
own blood on aisle 15-b. Don’t be one of Jerry’s Kids and ask…. Why?
(WRITTEN BY
SLOOP JOHN B.)
Society Fuck-Up Of The
Month (December 2002)
"The Internet"
Let's face a few undisputed
facts. The Internet has brought just about any information conceivable
to your home or office. The Internet has made the world a much smaller
place. The Internet makes it considerably easier to have ones privacy
violated. Anything you could ever want can be purchase without ever
leaving your living room. People with social disorders can receive
therapy on-line so that they never really have to go out and deal with
the real world (If there is such a thing anymore). If your a six
year old you can find out anything you need to know about the porn
industry and have it sent involuntarily to your e-mail account. If you
depend of your computer to maintain confidential information you can
have it shared to the world in a fraction of the time it once would have
taken. If you are lonely their are plenty of other lonely idiots out
there in chat rooms and on-line games that will marry you. You may have
worked in computers for years and never actually witnessed a computer
virus but now thanks to the Internet you can have all of them you want
with or without your consent. Yes, the Internet is a marvelous gleaming
monument to man's greatest achievement in communication. We no long
have to deal with humans on a human level and therefore our humanity is
slowly slipping away. The more we deal with the machine and integrate
it into every aspect of our life, the more we become just another
peripheral of the machine itself. The human will simply become a
network node on a worldwide network.
(IT'S HARDER TO BE HUMAN THAN TO BE MACHINE) |
