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Society Fuck-Up Of
The Month 2006
Society Fuck-Up Of The Month
(January 2006)
How to Deal with Ants
When it rains the ants come out of the
ground. When the neighbor sprays for ants they simply move to
my house. What can we do about ants?
Illegal immigrants from Mexico are like ants. Making laws to
keep them out will not work. They will keep coming and coming
and coming. The border is too long and there are not nearly
enough border guards to have any affect. And when they come
we will give them jobs or they will take them or they will be
homeless. They must have food (preferably tacos), clothing
(like sombreros), shelter, health care, driver’s licenses, and
education (in Spanish of course).
Accept this as FACT folks!
So stop fighting it. Use an old martial artist’s tactic and
use their own force against them. Give them jobs!
Here’s the plan ….
Every time an illegal immigrant is found, give them a job as a
border guard. Give them benefits, health care, schooling, and
make affordable housing available … near the border.
The illegal immigrants will WANT to be border guards. Border
guards DON’T keep out Mexicans! Border guards just drive
around in nice trucks near the border and wear snappy
uniforms. Cool job. Eventually there will be MILLIONS of
Mexicans hanging out near the border (on the U.S. side). Give
‘em guns too! They will want to protect their cushy jobs as
border guards and won’t want other Mexicans to come over.
If we pile up 10 million of our best, armed, Mexican border
guards all along the border I think we can reduce the number
of new Mexican border guards coming to America.
(WRITTEN BY
RANT MASTER)
Society Fuck-Up Of The Month
(February 2006)
Settlement
Strategy
I was talking to a friend today. He told me that a girl just
received a billion dollar settlement from BP Amoco for an
explosion that killed her parents. (Of course, I hope that
the monetary amount is incorrect.)
I am sorry that her parents were killed in an accident.
But, this the kind of bleeding heart lawsuit abuse that is
killing America. Oil companies and every other kind of
business will move their activities oversees so that they
won’t be hit by outrageous lawsuits such as these. Most
people are not worth $1 million alive and are not worth $100
million if they die. Sorry, but the truth hurts. America was
built on construction projects, mining operations, logging
activities, and even space flight. All things worthwhile
involve risk. I am not advocating the careless expenditure of
lives but sometimes people get hurt or even die. By the way,
if you don’t die on the job you are still gonna die!
We should expand this stupid kind of thinking to our
military. The soldiers who voluntarily signed up to be in the
military sometimes …. get sent into military action. Duh! I
think we should have some justice for those soldiers
who get killed. Parents should find out who manufactured the
bullets or grenades that killed their son and sue the crap out
of them! Each person in the military should be guaranteed
that their family would get $100 million if they were killed
in action. It is only fair.
In
fact, if any Iraqis were to get killed by Americans, they
should be allowed to sue the American soldiers for excessive
use of force, 3rd degree manslaughter, failure to render aid,
and unwillingness to use “big-hugs” as an international
peacekeeping strategy.
(WRITTEN BY RANT MASTER)
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